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Happy Valentine's Day, WAAS
by Chinow Solo-Gemindi



Hobbie: Do we hafta?

Chinow: ::glares::

Tycho: ::nudges Hobbie and whispers:: That's a yes.

Hobbie: But Valentine's Day was yesterday!

Chinow: Then I suggest you sing well enough to make up for it being late!

Wes: But...

Chinow: ::holds up Bamfa and Kettch threateningly:: DO IT OR THE STUFFED ANIMALS GET IT!!!

Wedge n Wes: O__O Yes ma'am!!

Hobbie: Ah ha you two are whipped!

Chinow: :pushes the pilots out on a stage:: Go!

Jam: ::sits there like in inanimate object he is...::

Chinow: Ahem ::clears throat:: Presenting for your entertainment, The Fab Four and their remake of "That's Amore"

Tycho: ::pulls out a lil ukulele and starts up a rather familar Italien song::

Pilots all together:

In Napoli where love is king
When boy meets girl
here's what they say.......

Wedge: When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie

Wes n Hobbie: That's amore!!

Wedge: When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine

Wes n Hobbie: That's amore!!

Wedge: Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

Wes: ::whispers to Hobbie:: What the blazes is a tarantella?

Hobbie: ::shrugs:: Its gay, just leave it like that.

Chinow: ::glares from offstage::

Wedge: When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fagiole

Wes n Hobbie: That's amore!!!

Wedge: When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli

Wes n Hobbie: That's amore!!!

Wedge: When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie

Wes n Hobbie: That's amore!!

Wedge: When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine

Wes n Hobbie: That's amore!!

Wedge: Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fagiole

Wes n Hobbie: That's amore

Wedge: When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli

Wes n Hobbie: That's amore
Lucky fella

Wedge: When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie

Wes n Hobbie: That's amore!!

Wedge: When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine

Wes n Hobbie: That's amore!!

Wedge: Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fagiole

Wes n Hobbie: That's amore

Wedge: When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore

Wes, Hobbie, and Tycho: Amore....

All Pilots: That's amore!!!!!!!!!!

::take a bow::


Finis


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