[Corran] Hello, and welcome back to Whose Line?! Our next game is called `Scenes From A Hat'. This is for all four of you.
*The guys get up and go to opposite sides of the stage*
[Corran] Okay, the way this works is that before the show we asked the audience to write down some funny scenes on a card, and we put the good ones in this hat.
*He pulls up an old blaster-charred storm trooper helmet and sticks his hand inside, pulling out a card*
[Corran] Okay, the first scene is `Things Not To Say To The President Of The NR'.
*Wes comes out*
[Wes] Hey sir! Is that new flea shampoo working out good for ya?
*Audience laughs, Tycho comes out*
[Tycho] Hey! I'm wearing those new jeans they named after you! *he points to the label* See? `Bothan Bastard Brand'!
[Corran] Okay! Next we have `Famous People With Stupid Hairstyles!'
*The audience gasps as a deranged girl runs on stage wearing an `I love the Rogues' t-shirt and holding a mike*
[Girl] Hi! We're the cast of Star Wars and even though we are in a movie that takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, we all have hairstyles from the seventies!
*Audience laughs. Corran, Wedge, Wes, Tycho, and Hobbie look confused*
[Tycho] What's `the seventies'?
[Wes] What's a `movie'?
[Wedge] What's `Star Wars`?
*Security drags the girl offstage*
[Corran] Okay! Umm… I don't know what that was all about but it sure was funny! Okay, the next scene is…
*The girl runs back onstage*
[Girl] Star Wars is real! It is! It really happe-
*The girl is wrestled to the floor by a security guard. We see that it is Dave from Jerry Springer*
[Audience] *chanting* Whose Line? Whose Line? Whose Line? Whose Line? Whose Line?…
[Dave] Shut up! Just because I decide to change careers…or… um…shows, doesn't mean Whose Line? Is a violent talk show!
[Corran] Why did you change shows?
[Dave] That show was high risk! Do you know how many times I've had to go to the hospital with concussions after being hit with chairs?
[Corran] Okay, back to the show!
*Dave leaves the stage with the obsessed girl*
[Corran] Our next game is called `Compellation Album' !
[Corran] This game is for all four of you. Wes and Hobbie are the two guys trying to sell a music collection CD, and Wedge and Tycho will sing the songs they came up with!
*The audience says they should sing `Sons of the Famous Ex- Girlfriend'!
[Hobbie] Hello everyone! We will be back to our documentary `Mating Habits of Mynocks' in just a moment, but first, do we have a deal for you, don't we Wes?
[Wes] We do? *Hobbie kicks him* Oh, right! We have over 5,000 songs on a super modified platinum compact holo disk about famous ex-girlfriends, modified just for you!
[Hobbie] And if you comlink us right now, we'll give it you for free!
* We see Hobbie turn to the side and pretend to talk to someone*
[Hobbie] Well, apparently our producer said we cannot give it away for free, but we will give you a small blade and put you in a room to do whatever you please with Corsec for 10 minutes if you call within the next standard hour!
[Wes] Let's tell the viewers all about the great songs they will be getting in this collection Hobbie!
*Wes looks at him*
[Wes] Aren't you going to tell them?
[Hobbie] It was your idea.
[Wes] Okay! Hobbie?
[Hobbie] Yes, Wes?
[Wes] What's the name of a music style that's also a slang term for the pubic hair of an Omawati?
[Hobbie] Umm….. Funk?
[Wes] No! It's bluegrass!
[Wes] And a really great bluegrass song off this album is "Ha Ha Bitch, You Got Dumped'!
*Audience cheers. Tionne starts playing the music*
[Wedge] Well, we were sitting at this table talking all alone.
You think that you dumped me
I know from your smug tone
But even as we're talking
And you're thinking I'm a chump
You'll know Ill be laughing behind your back `cause
Ha Ha Bitch You Got Dumped!
[Tycho] You think that you're so innocent
Running around with Wedge
I bet you have no idea
I'd like to push you off a ledge--
[Corran] Okay! That's it for today folks! See you next week on--
[Tycho] I was in the middle of my song you stupid cop!
[Corran] oh, well.. Too bad. We ran out of time. See you next week!
*Tycho huffs away*
To be continued...
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