Challenge Two
by Aggy


NAME: Wes Janson

NICKNAMES: If I get my hands on him...er maybe I shouldn't mention that

HEIGHT: How do I convert meters to feet?

EYES: blue (unless Aggy is defacing my good name, then they're brown)

HAIR: brown

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?:

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A mouse

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Playboy...er I mean Better Homes and X-Wings

FAVOURITE SMELL: vanilla

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being caught nekkid while covered in ewok food, having a leggy red head ready to kill you...

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: *Leers suggestively* I think you already know the answer to THAT one

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Finding creative places to put toy ewoks

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ISN'T A ROGUE SQUADRON SOUNDTRACK?!?

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Wedge is going to KILL me...

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: I wouldn't be a pilot if I got motion sickness, DUH!

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Boring compared to an x-wing

PEN OR PENCIL?: pencil...must be able to erase the evidence

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Depends on what I'm doing when the phone rings...

FAVOURITE FOODS: Pizza

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: er...well...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: My lawyer has advised me not to comment at this time.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: whichever the leggy redhead wants spread all over…*Hears Erin growling quietly in the background.* n/m

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: BOTH

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Erin won't let me drive

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Other than Kettch?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: A leggy redhe...*Erin growls again*

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Definitely NOT a spider

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Kewl

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Um...

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Whyren's Reserve

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Erin, a little help here...

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Broccoli is the work of the Empire

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: Yes, especially if she's willing to trade for it. heheheheeee

ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have the job I want

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I'm handsome enough without dying my hair *gets whapped upside the head by both Erin and Hobbie, one of them complaining about the size of Janson's ego*

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Hey Erin, wanna see my...er n/m

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: yes.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Me, MARRIED? *faints at the thought*

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: The plans for my next prank on Wedge

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: If it's something alcoholic, preferably half empty.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: Real men don't drink Snapple

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Ambidextrous *again gets whapped upside the head by Erin as he leers suggestively at her.*

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: I type using the two finger method

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: I am NOT dressing up as a gardening tool!

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Kettch

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: 69 *Erin throws a pillow at Wes while Hobbie snickers, then throws another pillow at Hobs, braining him.*

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Erin won't let me drive

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: A black Firebird with Erin draped over...er shutting up now

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Women's volley ball *Erin AGAIN whaps him upside the head when his eyes glaze over*

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Aggy always tries to be nice to me in her fiction...though she forgot the color of my...*Erin AND Aggy give him a stern look* Everyone can make mistakes

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Corran. He's so boring and none of the WAAS girls like him. Unlike me. They like me…Don't they? *Erin...Aggy...why are you both snickering at me?*

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