NAME: Derek Klivian

NICKNAMES: Hobbie, Bugbite

SEX: Uh…*checks.* Male.

HEIGHT: uh… *pulls out ID* it says here that I'm 1.54 meters tall. Whatever the hell that means.

EYES: blue

HAIR: blond

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?: "X-Files." Mul-I mean, Scully is SO hot!

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I don't have a mouse pad. I have a track ball.

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: "Playgu-" I mean, "PlayBOY."

FAVOURITE SMELL: um…let's not go there… *eyes appraisingly.*

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Feeling like the one you love is dead at Disna.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Finding out they're actually alive.

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: "What Lies Beneath." Very spooky.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Where am I? And who is she?

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Um… seeing that I'm a fighter pilot…I would have to say NO!!

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Boring next to X-wings.

PEN OR PENCIL?: Datapad.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Depends. I have caller ID. Who is it, what am I doing, and do they outrank me?

FAVOURITE FOODS: Certainly *not* Wedge's fried taun-taun!

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Uh…I did…

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: *shifts nervously.* Who did you say you were with?

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Both. On skin.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: Croutons. Bacon bits remind me of Jek. "Piggy," you know

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Why not?

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: *blinks.* EXCUSE ME?! HOW OLD DO I LOOK?! *glances sheepishly at bed and "SpongeBobSquarePants" doll lying on it*

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: A real, live Ewok, and a lover that doesn't bite so much.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A Krayt dragon. Very cool.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Useful.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: All the Rogues lost throughout the war…

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: lomin-ale.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Mynock.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Darth Vader has a garden that he grows broccoli in.

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: Is she willing to trade?

ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I've got it.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Orange, with white stripes- to match my uniform.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?:? I've got the Rebel crest on my…never mind.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: *gets all starry-eyed*

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Huh? Me, married?

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: *looks.* Ugly paint.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: What? Hey, don't get all psychological on me!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: What's Snapple?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Ambidextrous.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: No, I prefer to use the left keys.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: I'm a ho(e).

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Wes's bunk (I've got top).

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: 4. That used to be my call sign.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: It had a repulsor and a steering yoke, and I was HAPPY!

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I've got it.

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Soccer. Very cool.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Erin? She's pretty, in a redheaded kind of way. I think.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Corran. He's too busy playing with himself to pay attention to the galaxy.

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