While our esteemed Senators schmooze the leaders of World 3, our pilots are up to their usual tricks. Several members of Rogue and Wraith Squadrons were arrested last week for public rowdiness at a club in London, in the western hemisphere. Lts Kell Tainer, Corran Horn, and Ooryl Qyrgg, and Flight Officer Hohass Ekwesh were escorted from the club after allegedly offering various females a chance to fly their X-Wings. Unauthorized personnel are not allowed in New Republic spacecraft.

The usual troublemakers of the bunch, however, were strangely quiet. The Fabulous Foursome of Antilles, Celchu, Janson, and Klivian disappeared early in the week, and caused no trouble that we know of. They were spotted at a place called 'Disney World,' but we have no evidence that they behaved in the manner to which we have become accustomed. Don't tell us they've gone responsible! We simply couldn't cope.

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