Happy Birthday Libra!
Beware! Or not. Hide! Or don't. Make up your mind! Heh, right.

Scorpio: Beware of falling Gundarks.

Saggitarius: Your penchant for trying anything once will land you in cold water. Specifically, the polar ice reservoir.

Capricorn: Take a deep breath. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. *waits* Damn, you're still there?

Aquarius: Now would be a good time to review that insurance policy, especially as it pertains to freak lightening strikes.

Pieces: They. Are. Watching. You.

Aries: Is it too much to ask that you be polite? Just this week? You don't need another Wookiee incident.

Taurus: Well, aren't you sweet? Kindness is a virtue, but you don't can't open your door to every Quarren that comes along, or you'll never get that fishy smell out of the carpet.

Gemini: Cut the chatter, Red Two.

Cancer: The destruction of Alderaan was not a personal insult. You're not even from Alderaan. Get over it.

Leo: Smile. Wave. Dance-- don't dance. Make a note, Commander-- take dancing lessons.

Virgo: Communication breakdown. Your partner wants to try the A-Wing, not the X-Wing.

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