It's a new season, boys and girls (and er'grak and thiy and femmes and #ly'@^kn), and we know that our very own Coruscant Crusaders will bring home the trophy. Two new aquisitions and 15 returning heroes can't steer us wrong.

Their very first outing, against the Raltiiri Raiders, was a happy premonition of the coming season's events. Our boys in blue beat the 225-point spread to lose by a mere 139 points. Wonderful things are coming our way!

But everyone knows that the Raiders are a scrub team. The real challenge will be this Saturday's upcoming game with the Tatooine Terrors. Last season they took the trophy (some would say they killed for it, but we wouldn't because we enjoy using our legs) in a knock-down-drag-out fight against the Corellian Coronets. When they came against our Crusaders, they managed to eke out a narrow victory of 762-4.

This season we shall triumph! We have the best team, the best mascot, and the best cheerleaders in the galaxy! Go Crusaders!

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Other Scores:

Raltiir 140 / Coruscant 1
Corellia 71 / Alderaan 62
Tattoine 50 / Tanaab 43
Malastaere 31 / Ryloth 12
Bespin 46 / Tangere 45
Pantolomin 37 / Lorrd 16

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