Libra: Don't look down. You don't want to know what you're stepping in.

Scorpio: You'll need stronger pain-killers for that Gundark wound. Well don't blame me-- I warned you!

Saggitarius: Superstition is your friend this week. Don't walk under any black banthas.

Capricorn: Consult an Ewok about your sore throat.

Aquarius: Seek the meaning of life in Whyren's Reserve. Then seek the 'fresher.

Pisces: A run-in with an airspeeder will prove a turning point in your life.

Aries: Like the ram you're named for, you'll butt your way into everyone else's business this week.

Taurus: Take a stroll along the reservoir and enjoy the gray sunset.

Gemini: Invest in a parrot and teach it all you know.

Cancer: Flaunt your water-sign self at the new Palace water park!

Leo: You're looking better, Commander. Keep up the lessons.

Virgo: Eat a twinkie. Take a nap. Relax for gods' sake.

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