Libra: You will be rained on.

Scorpio: You will recieve an empty box. Don't open it.

Saggitarius: If music be the food of love, quit playing.

Capricorn: Stand under a tree in a lightening storm. Go on, we dare you.

Aquarius: Sore are the shoulders that carry the world, for the world is damn heavy.

Pisces: Avoid asteroid fields at midnight.

Aries: A botched pot is always spoiled.

Taurus: try re-decorating. That cinder-block endtable doesn't really fit your decor.

Gemini: An ewok bathing suit is headed your way.

Cancer: The way of pleasure is lined with crabs.

Leo: Give it up, already.

Virgo: Every cloud has a rainy lining.

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