Animal sodomy. Male appendages. Sex, sex, sex. It must be the lastest album from Limp Rhyzcate or N-n-N.

Famously unflappable Coruscant audiences got a shock Saturday evening at the first live performance by the Notorious O.G.G. as Gytha "Nanny" Ogg opened for Wink 33 1/3. To the surprise and delight of the 300 thousand-member audience, Ogg sang, danced, and cursed her way through the 45-minute opening set, easily out-performing the more seasoned Wink.

Among the favorite numbers that evening were "The Wizzard's Staff has a Knob on the End," adapted especially for New Republic audiences by substituting "Emporer," and her number-one hit single, "The Hedgehog can Never be Buggered." This song's popularity has grown along with its notariety, as Senator Fey'lya (R- Bothawui) has pushed to have it banned from Galactic Radio for the infamous line, "Fey'lya bends over for Wookiee-nooky, but the hedgehog can never be buggered."

This sexegenarian and grandmother of [many] will be performing at spots around the planet for the next week, including Admiral Akbar's annual Command Center Ball.

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