Q: What is two plus two?

A: Two is a numeral invented long ago on Bothawui to represent that which is infinite and beautiful in Bothan culture. It has been perverted by the humans to represent a finite number, the vulgar "2" Therefore, in human terms, two plus two is the equally useless four. We Bothans know better.

Q: What was the capital of the Byzantine Empire?

A: The capital of the Empire, as every two-year-old should know, was Imperial Centre, formerly the glittering beautiful city of Coruscant. What is wrong with you?

Q: Dear Uncle Borsk. This question has troubled me for decades. How do they get the chocolate chips into cookies without them melting? signed, the singed Jedi

A: They pay to have it done. No good Bothan would sully their paws with baking.

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