For Sale: Brand New Scientific Discovery! Are you losing your... grip? Finding those nubile young maidens just aren't arousing your... patriotic fervour anymore? From the team of scientist who discovered the cute for Krytos, a secret, new, and 100% effective cream. Join the revolution!! And ring Z8564 for your FLAG(TM) creme. Raise your flag high!!

For sale: Protocol droid, perfect condition, fluent in over 6 million forms of communication (he'll remind you of that over and over and...). Annoying as hell. 2 credits OBO. Call S7340.

Lost: One item of a personal and recreational nature. Orange, fuzzy, may have a slight odor. Call K1426.

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