Scorpio: Sing. Sing a song. But for TAWG's sake, don't sing around people.

Saggitarius: Do a little dance, make a little love. Get down tonight with a little help from your friends at the Ho!Mart.

Capricorn: This week would be a good time to loosen your collar, let your hair down, and shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty.

Aquarius: Things are out of control for you. They'd better get you to the airport and put you on a plane-- and hurry hurry hurry, before you go insane!

Pisces: I know, it is fishy. But They don't care about us... just their military budgets.

Aries: They may say "Hit Me Baby One More Time" - but that's only cool at Corsex, Aries. Go home to Mom!

Taurus: You're living la vida loca. But remember to 'loca' your doors! It's burglar season on coruscant!

Gemini: You may want to be dirty, but even a creature of the night has to live in the day.

Cancer: A kiss may be grand, but do you know where his hands have been?

Leo: Your love may not pay the bills, but it's all you need, right? Maybe it's a good time to invest in the entertainment business.

Virgo: "You woke up this morning with a start when you fell out of bed? Maybe you should use your own more often."

Libra: Before you tell your partner "I will follow" you might want to ask where they're leading.

* 10,000 points if you can guess the names of these songs.

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