Qwi Xux, designer of the Death Star and Rogue Squadron stalker, is in fact the spawn of Emporer Palpatine.

The Times learned this information from Dr. Xux herself. Turned away from the door of the Gammordrome, Coruscan't most upscale nightclub, she was overheard to complain, "They treat me like I'm Sithspawn!" Further investigation reveals that Xux was placed in the Maw Installation's Engineering Department by the Emporer himself and was personally guided by Grand Moff Tarkin.

Xux claimes to have no memory of her parents, blaming her amnesia on the alleged mind-wipe by Kyp Durron. Is this a legitimate excuse or is the good doctor hiding her past for some nefarious purpose? One former inhabitant of the Maw Installation assured us that "Palpatine was very interested in her work. You might even say that he had a personal interest in her." The source, who declined to be identified, went on to say that Xux often received gifts from the Emporer. Such behavior points to a much more intimate relationship than Xux is willing to admit to.

Clearly, there is more to Qwi Xux than meets the eye (or visual sensor). What was her relationship with the late Emporer? Who are her real parents? Is she planning to re-instate Imperial Rule? Is that her natural hair color?

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