Coruscant's most infamous nightclub was bursting at the seams Wednesday night. Re-opening after suffering severe damage by a rampaging bantha, CorSex threw a no-holds-barred Hallowe'en party with over 5000 invited guests.

The party kicked off at midnight with a set by renowned soul singer and sex-god Martian Gae. After three encores of "Let Us Procure It," Gae turned the stage over to the Master of Ceremonies, Buzz Bentley. A lively game of Twister was followed by the all-star slave auction, where members of Starfighter Command raised nearly half a million credits for charity.

Commander Wedge Antilles fetched the highest price-- 125 thousand for a single night. The lucky winner, an unidentified blushing blonde, immediately claimed her prize and whisked him away for a night of debauchery. Other expensive dates included Captain Tycho Celchu (75 thousand), Lieutenant Wes Janson (50 thousand), and Lieutenant Hobbie Klivian (40 thousand). A humiliated Corran Horn raised only 3.5 credits. Buzz informed the crowd that Senator Fey'lya had wanted to be included-- the crowd boo'd-- and was refused-- the crowd cheered and began to chant "One, two, three, four, we don't need no Bothan whore. Five, six, seven, eight, find yourself a Hutt to date!"

The party continued until dawn, when police made their traditional raid and arrested everyone without a partner (or partners) for "gross prudishness."

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