Garik "Face" Loran's mysterious mistress was seen last Friday with Loran-- and his partner, Lt. Ton Phanan. The trio arrived at CorSex shortly after midnight and did not emerge until the club closed after dawn. Observers say that there was no animosity between the woman and Phanan-- in the words of one witness, they appeared to be trying to "crawl down each other's throats."

Though the woman's identity remains undisclosed, some suspect that she is Rij Leona, daughter of billionaire hoteliere Helmsley Leona. Leona is known for her frequent escapades with members of the opposite gender, and is supposedly vacationing on-planet at this time. Another suspect is Bambi Brazen, star of such holofilms as "Bambi Bangs Bespin," "Bride of Humpalot," and "The Pornamator."

Whoever the woman is, it appears that Loran and Phanan have come to an agreement about her, and all we can say is "lucky girl!"

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