Notice: I have never and will never be in the same room as a Hutt.

Q: Do you recommend use of binders by Coruscant police?

A: I recommend the use of binders whenever both partners are of legal age and consent to it. Of course, for a better opinion, you should ask my lovely, brilliant, non-violent wife, who knows everything.

Q: Where is the best place to find a guide to show you around Coruscant?

A: You could try asking at the Bothan Consulate; they have the best guides for hire on-planet. Of course, the very best guide is my beautiful wife, who has never attacked me and who will sue any publication which says otherwise. She knows this planet like the back of my... never mind.

Q: So who's singing, Johnny or Sid?

A: Is this a trick question?

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