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Just in time for the holidays, little helpers to make your tasks go quicker. House-elves only cr49.95. It's not slavery if they like it!

Personals

ISO big, jolly man who loves children and animals. Cookies and milk provided.

Wanted: Strong, single male to wash dishes and do general household cleaning. Good physique required as employer has specific uniform requirements

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