Clones. The very word strikes fear into the hearts (or blood-pumping mechanisms) of beings across the galaxy. Less than 50 years after clones terrorized the galaxy under the hand of the late Emporer, a savvy entrepreneur has revived the practice of cloning.

CloneCloset, Inc, run by a mysterious CEO known only as "Ili,"has been generating more buzz than a trick hand-blaster. Their brochures advertise "clones for business and pleasure." Their inventory for business includes an OfficeBoy!Wedge-- loincloth optional for more conservative offices-- and a ThreeMartiniLunch!Tycho, garunteed to charm clients and vendors alike.

The pleasure line, as one might imaigne, is far more extensive. A customer can chose the pilot of their choice in loincloth, chaps, leather, glitter, etc... with accessories such as feather boas, whipped cream, seasonal fruits, handcuffs-- anything a naughty mind can dream up. Still, the most popular model is the classic Flightsuit!Wedge-- "who'll show you what 'Commander' really means."

Orders may be placed via holofax (CC103) or holosurf (http://www.prettyboys.com).

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