The Coruscant Times
Where the facts don't matter
November 26, 2001

New Planet Discovered!

Galactic cartographers are wetting themselves with joy at the discovery of a new planet on the Outer Rim. This planet, designated World 3 of System S, is a lovely blue and green world with a breathable atmosphere, populated by carbon based, bipedal life-forms. Scholars posit that this is in fact the planet Terra, a human-inhabited planet long protected by the Old Republic's Archaic Cultures Act. Others, such as Senator Borsk Fey'lya, argue that it is a new world.

"This planet bears no resemblance to any planet heretofore mentioned in Senate archives. This is a new world, subject to the laws of conquest. I claim this planet for Bothawui!"

When reminded that the laws of conquest had not been followed for centuries, Fey'lya responded, "*sneef* Mine!" The Senate has promised to send a fact-finding expedition and try to rein in the more zealous members of the Council. Among those visiting the planet will be Doman Berusk (Corellia), Ignatius Okola (Dantooine), and Borsk Fey'lya (Bothawui).

May the Force be with the people of World 3.

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