Last week, an intrepid journalist brought you the tale of a maurading Sith who terrorized the Palace. This week, the Times sends its ever-popular Ewok-on-the-street, Kuna, to hunt down the tattooed madman and uncover his story.

Deep in the bowels of Coruscant, our fearless reporter troops through rain-slicked walkways, hot on the trail of a saber-wielding Sith. An informant has tipped him off-- perhaps this time he will find his man and get the story.

A sound.

Footsteps in the dark.

Times: Aikawa?

Sith: *snaphiss* *snaphiss*

Times: *nibble*

Sith: *screams* *runs away*

Oh well. Better luck next week. And if you see a man with a double-bladed saber and a bleeding ankle, call our offices immediately.

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