Saggitarius: The thing you're reaching out for is too far away for you to grab. Time was never on your side, Saggitarius, you'll have to wait your whole lifetime to reach it.

Capricorn: You've gotten a taste for the fast lane, Capricorn-- burning hard, loose, and clean, but you can't quench your thirst with gasoline.

Aquarius: You've grown too calm, too staid. It's time to tap your primal instincts, Aquarius-- seek the wolf in thyself.

Pisces: The critics are at your heels lately, ripping out every thing inspired. Don't let them get to you, Pisces; stand your ground.

Aries: Things aren't calming down as you hoped. Yes, there's a soothing light at the end of your tunnel... but it's just a freighter coming your way.

Taurus: Get yourself out of the house and take a look at life... laughing and crying, living and dying; once you have seen it, you'll never be the same.

Gemini: Don't let yourself be held back by disappointment, Gemini. Yesterday seems as though it never existed-- it's time to move on; don't fade away.

Cancer: Don't trust everyone you meet, whether they seem like a holy man or a thief. Anyone who tells you to make a contribution to get a better seat in life is pulling your chain.

Leo: You're starting to scare the people around you with your zealous ways, Leo. They're saying their prayers as you invade their nightmares... back off a bit or they'll send a Wookiee after you.

Virgo: Time to get some backbone. You've taken a vow unto your own that never from this day they'll take away your will... now it's time to stick to it.

Libra: Your project is stalled, because no one has the passion for it that you do, Libra. You're the keeper of the flame, and it's your job to keep it burning.

Scorpio: You've got a long road ahead, and no one can walk it with you. Take the shell of shotgun and a pint of gin to numb yourself for the task ahead.

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