Boba Fett Returns!


Years after being thrown into a sarlacc pit on Tatooine, bounty hunter Boba Fett returns from the grave to torment the galaxy. Still following his quest to destroy the Jedi (why, we may never know), Fett staged an attack on the Temple last Thursday, leaving havoc and soiled trousers in his wake.

The attack came at dawn-- classic, but predictable. "They mostly come out at dawn... mostly," said Jedi Master Luke Skywalker. "We've coordinated our defenses to be most prepared for the classic dawn attack. Of course, no one expected Boba Fett to come crashing through the window." Skywalker was credited with Fett's demise at Tatooine, and even the Force did not tell him to expect the bounty hunter's return from the pit. "I couldn't have been more surprised if you told me that Wedge [Antilles] wears underwear."

Which brings up some interesting questions for Rogue Squadron's commander, when he gets back from World 3.

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