Last week, our intrepid interviewer Kuna found himself trapped in the depths of Rogue Squadron Headquarters. Who knows what dangers lurk in the shadowy corridors of this most infamous building?

Times: Louie, louie, oh-whoa-whoa...

Janson: He's better than MHV!

Times: *bows*

Klivian: D'ya think we could get him to open for the Notorious O.G.G?

Times: Aia! Aiaia ien oowha!

Janson: He seems to like the idea...

Lt Corran Horn: Hey, what are you guys doing in here? You're supposed to be on duty.

Janson: We are; we're guarding the mascot.

Horn: What mascot? *sits* *leaps up, screaming*

Times: Du ana poodoo. Heh, heh, heh.

The Times would like to wish Corran Horn a speedy recovery, and remind our readers that you must always look before you sit.

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