Notice to those persons who hung that sign from my balcony: I know who you are.

Q: Why does it rain so much on Coruscant?
A: That is a question that you will not have to ask for much longer. Just vote for Prop 814, which will give every Bothan delegate an extra ten votes, and we will soon see the end of the rain problem.

Q: Why doesn't Coruscant sign better smashball players?
A: The Conquerors are owned by a bigoted speciest who does not sign Bothans. I suggest that you protest directly to the Senate and demand that our team be put under the leadership of the Athletic Board-- headed by Gork Dei'nar, former Head of Sport at the Bothan Military Academy.

Q: My in-laws are coming to visit, and my husband always turns into a spineless mommy's boy when his mother is around. What's wrong with him?
A: Why do you blame everything on me? You don't stand up to her either; I have to stake out the closet to get a good hiding space when she visits. At least she doesn't try to give you time-outs! It's a miracle I haven't gone mad yet!

Next week: Fey'lya expounds on the maltreatment of Bothans. Again.

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