Aries: Your pride won't keep you warm at night. If you love them at all, don't go-- tell them now.

Taurus: You can only ride the fence for so long, Taurus. When they kick in your front door, how you gonna come-- with your hands on your head or on the trigger of your... blaster?

Gemini: Get ready for a spring high, where the wind can sweep you off your feet and you'll finally have a chance to dance along the light of day.

Cancer: Who's your housekeeper? What do you keep in your house-- And is it really that important to you? Learn to appreciate people, not things, and you'll be a happy rapper.

Leo: Your name is Leo, and you dance upon the sand. Give your admirers a break and head indoors. They can't sing your praises all the time.

Virgo: If you can get your feet off the ground and your head in the clouds, then you will believe in love, and all that it's s'posed to be.

Libra: It may seem that you're spinning around, trying to grasp anything solid. Just remember that you must turn, turn... and that by turning you will come 'round right.

Scorpio: Keep your stinger to yourself this week,or your bad attitude will get you fitted for a two-tone flame.

Saggitarius: Treat the people in your life nicely, or one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over you.

Capricorn: Why do you have som much troubel with relationships? Maybe you're just too demanding. Maybe you're just like your father-- too bold.

Aquarius: You've got to stand up straight and carry your own weight, or you'll never get anywhere.

Pisces: You use the hustle and bustle to keep yourself from thinking. That was fine for a while, but now it's time you had some time alone.

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